Try Not To Laugh While Reading These Hilarious Notes Left On Windshields

Sorry I Hit Your Car

It’s funny how this driver made the effort to write to the driver of the car whose windshield he had scribbled a regrettable comment. He even had time to write a letter and stick it on the car’s windshield. All joking aside, this incident should serve as a lesson to all car owners to properly park their vehicles if they don’t want them to be bumped or scratched. What made it even funnier was when the author wrote, “because you looked rich, I’m not leaving my number.”

Sorry I Hit Your Car

Grumpy Cat Does Not Like You

Take a look at how meticulously this man wrote the note he left for the car’s driver. On his paper, he drew a cranky cat. Even more intriguing is how quickly this man was able to come up with such a brilliant notion. When most of us can’t remember what we ate the night before, we ate for supper.

Grumpy Cat Does Not Like You

Especially For You

This is one of our personal favorites. View it, please. Who carries chalk about with them, after all? It seems as though this person had finally been provided the chance to utilize that chalk for that particular objective. Imagine the satisfaction this guy felt after doing this assignment.

Especially For You

The Guy You Pissed

Just by reading the message, you can tell how irate the sender is. He threatened to plow his monster truck into this driver’s car. Aside from that, the man ended his message with the word “sincerely,” which does not necessarily indicate that he is serious. despite the fact that we are certain that he intended the note’s contents.

The Guy You Pissed

Helen Keller Needs Parking Lessons

Should we record this somewhere? That’s alright, I guess. This person went too far by writing a “message” for the driver. The letter was scrawled on the car’s windshield by the driver! It’s obvious that this is excessive, but it’s also one of the funniest things ever.

Hellen Keller Needs Parking Lessons

The Meme

The owner of this car received a meme from this person. It all began with the meme, which was appropriate given the circumstances. But what really made us laugh was the time the motorist took to write this note. He even had enough time to choose the ideal meme, print it, and put it in the car of the driver.

The Meme

Anyone Wants Some Peanut Butter?

Anyone who witnessed something like this being done to their car would be incensed. The perpetrator, however, might be much more furious given that they used peanut butter to scrawl a letter addressed to the owner of this car. To send a letter to someone who has irritated you, picture forgoing your favorite peanut butter.

Anyone Wants Some Peanut Butter?

Carly Rae Jepsen Song

Just look at how clever this person is. If there ever was a perfect version of Call Me Maybe by Carly Jepsen, this is it! Just glance at the note, please. The word selection and placement are ideal. Perfect lyrics were used. Moreover, the notion that whoever wrote the message may produce such lyrics.

Carly Rae Jepsen Song

Happy Holidays!

The meaning of this message is obvious. Take a quick look at it. It was all carefully planned and carried out. I’m not sure about you, but if I were the one who received such a message, I would make it a point to never use that parking spot again. I’d be so terrified. Isn’t this a lovely message to receive during the Christmas season?

Happy Holidays

Just That Simple

Even though this note wasn’t as detailed or extensive as the ones we’ve showed you, the message was still clear. Its author made a point of being direct and succinct, not sugarcoating anything.

Just That Simple

Parking Guideline

This is another one of our favorites. Isn’t the best way to teach someone to perform better to provide them a guideline? On the other hand, this wasn’t just an idea. It was both simple and annoying at the same time. I don’t know about you, but if I were you, I would be sure to keep this in mind.

Parking Guideline

Fudge You

This statement is filled to the brim with fury and anger. Watch it for a moment. Who would write a message on a windshield with so many “f**k”s? Who are we to make judgments, though? This person was upset and having a hard time. Undoubtedly, this was not the first time this driver had parked in this manner.

Fudge You

Please Have Mercy

We’re certain that anyone who files this kind of appeal has received numerous parking tickets. Instead of requesting the ticketing officer, why not park somewhere else or look for a pleasant site to park your car? If you were the ticket officer, would you spare this car?

Please Have Mercy

What Grammar?

Although this message is lengthy, reading it will reveal that it is riddled with nonsense. Did you really have the time to type all of this crap when all you want to tell the driver is “don’t park like a tool”? You’ve just forced yourself to doubt your own grammar skills.

What Grammar

Who? Stevie Wonder?

This letter cracks me up. Why would a youngster be involved in this? What justifies dragging Stevie Wonder? The next time you write a letter, just get straight to the point and explain how awful the recipient’s parking situation is. However, I’m just interested. Do you think Stevie Wonder has bad parking skills, like this driver?

Who? Stevie Wonder?

What A Jerk

It was only a matter of time until this person received his due punishment. Why do you believe you would choose to park in a disabled space? What a total jerk move that was. Give the person who actually needs it that parking space. Take your privileged card somewhere else! I’m hope he receives justice.

What A Jerk

Take The Bus

This person must have observed numerous vehicles improperly parked. I wonder how many cards he made specifically for those annoying situations, which, when you think about it, is actually better. You wouldn’t have to worry about what to write on it, and it would save you time compared to composing one. I began to consider whether we ought to begin carrying cards similar to that as well.

Take The Bus

I Will Not Look For You, I Will Not Pursue You

There is nothing worse than someone taking the time to write a long message, get it printed, and then come back and stick it on your windshield. Who makes that sort of effort? Obviously, this person. The comment given by Liam Neeson only made it scarier.

I Will Not Look For You, I Will Not Pursue You

Wouldn’t That Be Great

Another meme made it onto our list, however unlike the first, this one was handwritten and sketched. These people are quite good, and it’s incredible that they had so much time to draw and look for a meme.

Wouldn’t That Be Great

Thanks For Being Rude!

He or she was able to express their feelings despite neither writing it nor sticking it on the windshield. Parking in a spot that has been shoveled for you is quite rude. Next time, be more responsible and find your own parking space.

Thanks For Being Rude

Dear Guy

It’s succinct and to the point, but it has impact. Although this note is shorter than some of the others on our list, it accomplishes the same objective. Go find a decent parking space if you don’t want to be considered a jerk by the general populace. Nothing more needs to be said about this picture. It speaks for itself, the picture.

Dear Guy

Are You Katrina?

We are all aware of the destruction caused by Storm Katrina, but if there is one thing I dislike, it is when a hurricane is compared, particularly when a fatality occurs. This note seems to have been carefully thought out. Even while some may find it dismal and foreboding, it has some humorous aspects.

Are You Katrina?

My Ice Cream Melted!

Without a doubt, this is one of the list’s funniest windshield notes! When we read this, we were laughing so hard that we were in tears. It made us want to find the person and deliver an ice cream package to them. Ice cream is, of course, delicious and perfectly frozen. Next time, Mr. Important, please don’t double park so this citizen can enjoy their ice cream.

My Ice Cream Melted

When in New York

The weekends are the only time when New York City residents get a break from their rigorous weekday schedules, as we all know. I can appreciate why the two people who left these messages did so. Everyone wants to enjoy their weekend, isn’t it true?

When In New York

Why Are You So Mad?

This warning, which was posted on the windshield, is at once intrusive and blunt. This is the kind of note I personally would detest finding on my windshield. But let’s hold off on passing judgment. This person’s wrath must be motivated by this driver’s terrible parking technique.

Why Are You So Mad?

Want Some Vaseline?

I don’t know about you, but this note made me feel anxious. Look at the letter, please. Do you want the door knobs and wipers to be vaselined? Likewise, may a tow vehicle be sent to your location? Even if it seems entirely acceptable, I wouldn’t park in the same spot again if I were you. The person has at the very least given you a warning. The next time, take it and leave it somewhere else.

Want Some Vaseline?

Thanks, X

The concept is that it doesn’t really matter what you use to write a windshield message. It makes no difference if it’s written on paper or a pad; everything is OK, especially when someone has parked poorly.

Thanks X

Nice Parking Job

Nothing beats leaving multiple notes as opposed to just one. Observe how skillfully written these windshield notes are. In addition, we don’t know what else might be important to you if these remarks weren’t here. I’m hope that this driver realized what they did wrong.

Nice Parking Job

Rhyme? We Don’t Know Her

Another contemporary song by Carly Rae Jespen. But unlike the previous, this one doesn’t rhyme at all. But it’s okay. Isn’t the fact that you were able to say what you wanted to say more important?

Rhyme? We Don’t Know Her

Harry Potter?

“Harry Potter” Sardine blood… Was I clear? In any case, the next time you park, be sure to provide space for the vehicle in front, beside, or behind you. Make sure the person can escape the next automobile with enough space.

Harry Potter?

No Brainer

What will hurt your ego more than this? I’m not sure. You can tell that the author of this note was being sarcastic even if they may have complimented your parking. The next time, make sure your parking is in order if you don’t want to be called a stupid.

No Brainer

Your Lucky I’m Tired

Is it conceivable that the tow truck driver personally wrote this letter? In any case, the owner of this car is extremely fortunate. It’s fortunate that the person who left the message was too worn out to have the car removed. After all, who wants their car to be towed? Nobody, I’m positive.

Your Lucky I’m Tired

Savage Bob

We can all agree that Bob wins this one for going over the line just to leave this driver a harsh windshield message. Although Bob may not have exceeded the posted speed limit, the other driver deserved it for his bad parking skills. Bob is clearly not the type to mess with, as evidenced by this.

Savage Bob

Justifiable Dent

When we first read this note, we couldn’t stop giggling. I’m not sure if the person who wrote this was trying to apologize or if they were just trying to irritate the driver of the automobile with their bad parking habits. The latter was the case, as is abundantly obvious. How many dings and scratches were there, I wonder. We hope he took this as a lesson.

Justifiable Dent

Thanks For Checking

This automobile owner may have been annoyed when he saw this note on his windshield. However, there’s still more. That was the car’s window, to be clear. This driver’s terrible parking may have angered someone to the point that they broke his glass. Let’s hope that broken windows are covered by the company’s motor insurance.

Thanks For Checking

Detailed Lesson Plan

Let’s all start by congratulating the author on their efforts in making this note. Examine the level of specificity in this windshield note. Even a drawing was contributed by this person. The most beautiful windshield note we’ve ever seen is by far this one. If this person does not take this lesson to heart, I’m not sure what will happen.

Detailed Lesson Plan

Color The Turtle

Being compared to a three-year-old toddler for having bad parking skills is the height of humiliation. None. Even if that is a really horrible situation in and of itself, there is something worse. Giving you a turtle print as a lesson in staying within the lines.

Color The Turtle

A For Effort

It’s funny how this gentleman has a card written out for each driver who parks incorrectly. I commend your effort with an A! This person must deal with a lot of improperly parked cars in order to obtain a professionally designed and printed card.

A For Effort

Great Day?

I don’t know about you, but would you still be having a nice day after reading this windshield message left for you? Not at all, in my opinion. What matters is that this person was able to communicate their desired message.

Great Day

Transformers

Look at this windshield note, it’s really brilliant. It’s intriguing how this person came up with such a genius idea. What a clever idea to put a message on the windshield of a car for a driver who parked it incorrectly.

Transformers

Hiya Cowboy!

Although this windshield note isn’t nearly as attractive and well-presented as the others, it still makes a fantastic bookmark. The ability of this card to deliver the message it was intended to express is of utmost importance.

Hiya Cowboy

Confusing

Check out this message on the windshield. Although it’s not as easy to understand as you may expect, it nevertheless functions perfectly. Even though the diagram is a little difficult to understand, the message was conveyed extremely clearly and succinctly.

Confusing

A Republican?

This note is likely to offend anyone who reads it. I’m sorry if I offended you, but were you compared to a Republican? The note is funny in addition to being offensive, we have to admit. So be careful not to park in two spots to avoid coming off as a republican.

A Republican?

Worst Neighbor Award

You can see the message started out well if you carefully read it. However, as the message got closer to its point, it got more aggressive and nasty. You can tell how aggravated this person was when they sent this message. I wonder what the driver thought as he read the note. What was it like to be referred to as the worst neighbor?

Worst Neighbor Award

Poor Chevy

Think about how the driver felt when he read this letter. This note is really offensive and annoying. Check out the words that were used by this person. It even made the car this driver was driving look terrible. So, be sure to park your car properly to avoid receiving unpleasant messages.

Poor Chevy

How To Park?

The memo with graphics and detailed instructions, like this one, would be our favorite if we had to pick one from the complete list. Look at how much effort was put into writing these thorough, step-by-step instructions.

How To Park?

Wear Protection

One way to convey your message clearly is by doing this. Nevertheless, I must say that this is our favorite windshield message. In addition to being humorous, it’s a pretty astute way to send a message. Even better, he was carrying a condom, which perfectly fit the message. It appeared to have been brought especially for that occasion by the person who delivered it.

Wear Protection

Jigsaw

If you were a traffic officer, imagine seeing something similar on a vehicle you were going to ticket. I’m not sure about you, but if it were me, I wouldn’t think twice about writing this car’s driver a ticket. What a clever technique to annoy a traffic officer.

Jigsaw

We can all agree that most of us hate reckless driving on the road. But the worst employment are still the mind-numbingly awful parking jobs. The worst drivers are the ones who can’t park well. However, we advise leaving a beautifully painted note with an angry message or some advice for the owner of the car rather than stealing someone’s car in order to get revenge. They’ll be the most irritated by it. That is the purest type of retribution there is. With this, we’ve put together a list of some of the funniest windshield notes we could find online. We laughed out loud while reading some of the letters and felt apprehensive while reading others. If you want to see what we’re talking about, keep reading below.

Caps Lock Makes Everything More Intense

Getting a letter with all capital letters shows how angry they are with you. However, this time, things were different. You’ll probably notice right away that the letter below is written entirely in capital letters. This only serves to show how furious this person is over the car parked across the pavement. In addition, the message’s author noted that the possibility to slide across the car’s hood presented itself as a terrific opportunity.

Caps Lock Makes Everything Intense

Love, Your Neighbor

This driver received a letter from a kind neighbor. You’ll notice that the note begins positively as you read it. It was even written in a very formal tone with that salutation. You’ll nevertheless believe that the note was intended to be ironic.

Love, Your Neighbor

Sorry I Hit Your Car

It’s funny how this driver made the effort to write to the driver of the car whose windshield he had scribbled a regrettable comment. He even had time to write a letter and stick it on the car’s windshield. All joking aside, this incident should serve as a lesson to all car owners to properly park their vehicles if they don’t want them to be bumped or scratched. What made it more amusing was when the author wrote, “because you looked rich, I’m not leaving my number.”

Sorry I Hit Your Car

Grumpy Cat Does Not Like You

Take a look at how meticulously this man wrote the note he left for the car’s driver. On his paper, he drew a cranky cat. Even more intriguing is how quickly this man was able to come up with such a brilliant notion. When most of us can’t remember what we ate the night before, we ate for supper.

Grumpy Cat Does Not Like You

Especially For You

This is one of our personal favorites. View it, please. Who carries chalk about with them, after all? It seems as though this person had finally been provided the chance to utilize that chalk for that particular objective. Imagine the satisfaction this guy felt after doing this assignment.

Especially For You

The Guy You Pissed

Just by reading the message, you can tell how irate the sender is. He threatened to plow his monster truck into this driver’s car. Aside from that, the man ended his message with the word “sincerely,” which does not necessarily indicate that he is serious. despite the fact that we are certain that he intended the note’s contents.

The Guy You Pissed

Helen Keller Needs Parking Lessons

Should we record this somewhere? That’s alright, I guess. This person went too far by writing a “message” for the driver. The letter was scrawled on the car’s windshield by the driver! It’s obvious that this is excessive, but it’s also one of the funniest things ever.

Hellen Keller Needs Parking Lessons

The Meme

The owner of this car received a meme from this person. It all began with the meme, which was appropriate given the circumstances. But what really made us laugh was the time the motorist took to write this note. He even had enough time to choose the ideal meme, print it, and put it in the car of the driver.

The Meme

Anyone Wants Some Peanut Butter?

Anyone who witnessed something like this being done to their car would be incensed. The perpetrator, however, might be much more furious given that they used peanut butter to scrawl a letter addressed to the owner of this car. To send a letter to someone who has irritated you, picture forgoing your favorite peanut butter.

Anyone Wants Some Peanut Butter?

Carly Rae Jepsen Song

Just look at how clever this person is. If there ever was a perfect version of Call Me Maybe by Carly Jepsen, this is it! Just glance at the note, please. The word selection and placement are ideal. Perfect lyrics were used. Moreover, the notion that whoever wrote the message may produce such lyrics.

Carly Rae Jepsen Song

Happy Holidays!

The meaning of this message is obvious. Take a quick look at it. It was all carefully planned and carried out. I’m not sure about you, but if I were the one who received such a message, I would make it a point to never use that parking spot again. I’d be so terrified. Isn’t this a lovely message to receive during the Christmas season?

Happy Holidays

Just That Simple

Even though this note wasn’t as detailed or extensive as the ones we’ve showed you, the message was still clear. Its author made a point of being direct and succinct, not sugarcoating anything.

Just That Simple

Parking Guideline

This is another one of our favorites. Isn’t the best way to teach someone to perform better to provide them a guideline? On the other hand, this wasn’t just an idea. It was both simple and annoying at the same time. I don’t know about you, but if I were you, I would be sure to keep this in mind.

Parking Guideline

Fudge You

This statement is filled to the brim with fury and anger. Watch it for a moment. Who would write a message on a windshield with so many “f**k”s? Who are we to make judgments, though? This person was upset and having a hard time. Undoubtedly, this was not the first time this driver had parked in this manner.

Fudge You

Please Have Mercy

We’re certain that anyone who files this kind of appeal has received numerous parking tickets. Instead of requesting the ticketing officer, why not park somewhere else or look for a pleasant site to park your car? If you were the ticket officer, would you spare this car?

Please Have Mercy

What Grammar?

Although this message is lengthy, reading it will reveal that it is riddled with nonsense. Did you really have the time to type all of this crap when all you want to tell the driver is “don’t park like a tool”? You’ve just forced yourself to doubt your own grammar skills.

What Grammar

Who? Stevie Wonder?

This letter cracks me up. Why would a youngster be involved in this? What justifies dragging Stevie Wonder? The next time you write a letter, just get straight to the point and explain how awful the recipient’s parking situation is. However, I’m just interested. Do you think Stevie Wonder has bad parking skills, like this driver?

Who? Stevie Wonder?

What A Jerk

It was only a matter of time until this person received his due punishment. Why do you believe you would choose to park in a disabled space? What a total jerk move that was. Give the person who actually needs it that parking space. Take your privileged card somewhere else! I’m hope he receives justice.

What A Jerk

Take The Bus

This person must have observed numerous vehicles improperly parked. I wonder how many cards he made specifically for those annoying situations, which, when you think about it, is actually better. You wouldn’t have to worry about what to write on it, and it would save you time compared to composing one. I began to consider whether we ought to begin carrying cards similar to that as well.

Take The Bus

I Will Not Look For You, I Will Not Pursue You

There is nothing worse than someone taking the time to write a long message, get it printed, and then come back and stick it on your windshield. Who makes that sort of effort? Obviously, this person. The comment given by Liam Neeson only made it scarier.

I Will Not Look For You, I Will Not Pursue You

Wouldn’t That Be Great

Another meme made it onto our list, however unlike the first, this one was handwritten and sketched. These people are quite good, and it’s incredible that they had so much time to draw and look for a meme.

Wouldn’t That Be Great

Thanks For Being Rude!

He or she was able to express their feelings despite neither writing it nor sticking it on the windshield. Parking in a spot that has been shoveled for you is quite rude. Next time, be more responsible and find your own parking space.

Thanks For Being Rude

Dear Guy

It’s succinct and to the point, but it has impact. Although this note is shorter than some of the others on our list, it accomplishes the same objective. Go find a decent parking space if you don’t want to be considered a jerk by the general populace. Nothing more needs to be said about this picture. It speaks for itself, the picture.

Dear Guy

Are You Katrina?

We are all aware of the destruction caused by Storm Katrina, but if there is one thing I dislike, it is when a hurricane is compared, particularly when a fatality occurs. This note seems to have been carefully thought out. Even while some may find it dismal and foreboding, it has some humorous aspects.

Are You Katrina?

My Ice Cream Melted!

Without a doubt, this is one of the list’s funniest windshield notes! When we read this, we were laughing so hard that we were in tears. It made us want to find the person and deliver an ice cream package to them. Ice cream is, of course, delicious and perfectly frozen. Next time, Mr. Important, please don’t double park so this citizen can enjoy their ice cream.

My Ice Cream Melted

When in New York

The weekends are the only time when New York City residents get a break from their rigorous weekday schedules, as we all know. I can appreciate why the two people who left these messages did so. Everyone wants to enjoy their weekend, isn’t it true?

When In New York

Why Are You So Mad?

This warning, which was posted on the windshield, is at once intrusive and blunt. This is the kind of note I personally would detest finding on my windshield. But let’s hold off on passing judgment. This person’s wrath must be motivated by this driver’s terrible parking technique.

Why Are You So Mad?

Want Some Vaseline?

I don’t know about you, but this note made me feel anxious. Look at the letter, please. Do you want the door knobs and wipers to be vaselined? Likewise, may a tow vehicle be sent to your location? Even if it seems entirely acceptable, I wouldn’t park in the same spot again if I were you. The person has at the very least given you a warning. The next time, take it and leave it somewhere else.

Want Some Vaseline?

Thanks, X

The concept is that it doesn’t really matter what you use to write a windshield message. It makes no difference if it’s written on paper or a pad; everything is OK, especially when someone has parked poorly.

Thanks X

Nice Parking Job

Nothing beats leaving multiple notes as opposed to just one. Observe how skillfully written these windshield notes are. In addition, we don’t know what else might be important to you if these remarks weren’t here. I’m hope that this driver realized what they did wrong.

Nice Parking Job

Rhyme? We Don’t Know Her

Another contemporary song by Carly Rae Jespen. But unlike the previous, this one doesn’t rhyme at all. But it’s okay. Isn’t the fact that you were able to say what you wanted to say more important?

Rhyme? We Don’t Know Her

Harry Potter?

“Harry Potter” Sardine blood… Was I clear? In any case, the next time you park, be sure to provide space for the vehicle in front, beside, or behind you. Make sure the person can escape the next automobile with enough space.

Harry Potter?

No Brainer

What will hurt your ego more than this? I’m not sure. You can tell that the author of this note was being sarcastic even if they may have complimented your parking. The next time, make sure your parking is in order if you don’t want to be called a stupid.

No Brainer

Your Lucky I’m Tired

Is it conceivable that the tow truck driver personally wrote this letter? In any case, the owner of this car is extremely fortunate. It’s fortunate that the person who left the message was too worn out to have the car removed. After all, who wants their car to be towed? Nobody, I’m positive.

Your Lucky I’m Tired

Savage Bob

We can all agree that Bob wins this one for going over the line just to leave this driver a harsh windshield message. Although Bob may not have exceeded the posted speed limit, the other driver deserved it for his bad parking skills. Bob is clearly not the type to mess with, as evidenced by this.

Savage Bob

Justifiable Dent

When we first read this note, we couldn’t stop giggling. I’m not sure if the person who wrote this was trying to apologize or if they were just trying to irritate the driver of the automobile with their bad parking habits. The latter was the case, as is abundantly obvious. How many dings and scratches were there, I wonder. We hope he took this as a lesson.

Justifiable Dent

Thanks For Checking

This automobile owner may have been annoyed when he saw this note on his windshield. However, there’s still more. That was the car’s window, to be clear. This driver’s terrible parking may have angered someone to the point that they broke his glass. Let’s hope that broken windows are covered by the company’s motor insurance.

Thanks For Checking

Detailed Lesson Plan

Let’s all start by congratulating the author on their efforts in making this note. Examine the level of specificity in this windshield note. Even a drawing was contributed by this person. The most beautiful windshield note we’ve ever seen is by far this one. If this person does not take this lesson to heart, I’m not sure what will happen.

Detailed Lesson Plan

Color The Turtle

Being compared to a three-year-old toddler for having bad parking skills is the height of humiliation. None. Even if that is a really horrible situation in and of itself, there is something worse. Giving you a turtle print as a lesson in staying within the lines.

Color The Turtle

A For Effort

It’s funny how this gentleman has a card written out for each driver who parks incorrectly. I commend your effort with an A! This person must deal with a lot of improperly parked cars in order to obtain a professionally designed and printed card.

A For Effort

Great Day?

Would you still be having a wonderful day after reading this windshield letter left for you? I don’t know about you. I don’t think so, in fact. The fact that this person was able to say what they intended to say is what matters.

Great Day

Transformers

Look at this windshield note, it’s really brilliant. It’s intriguing how this person came up with such a genius idea. What a clever idea to put a message on the windshield of a car for a driver who parked it incorrectly.

Transformers

Hiya Cowboy!

Although this windshield note isn’t nearly as attractive and well-presented as the others, it still makes a fantastic bookmark. The ability of this card to deliver the message it was intended to express is of utmost importance.

Hiya Cowboy

Confusing

Check out this message on the windshield. Although it’s not as easy to understand as you may expect, it nevertheless functions perfectly. Even though the diagram is a little difficult to understand, the message was conveyed extremely clearly and succinctly.

Confusing

A Republican?

This note is likely to offend anyone who reads it. I’m sorry if I offended you, but were you compared to a Republican? The note is funny in addition to being offensive, we have to admit. So be careful not to park in two spots to avoid coming off as a republican.

A Republican?

Worst Neighbor Award

You can see the message started out well if you carefully read it. However, as the message got closer to its point, it got more aggressive and nasty. You can tell how aggravated this person was when they sent this message. I wonder what the driver thought as he read the note. What was it like to be referred to as the worst neighbor?

Worst Neighbor Award

Poor Chevy

Think about how the driver felt when he read this letter. This note is really offensive and annoying. Check out the words that were used by this person. It even made the car this driver was driving look terrible. So, be sure to park your car properly to avoid receiving unpleasant messages.

Poor Chevy

How To Park?

The memo with graphics and detailed instructions, like this one, would be our favorite if we had to pick one from the complete list. Look at how much effort was put into writing these thorough, step-by-step instructions.

How To Park?

Wear Protection

One way to properly convey your message is through this. This is, however, our favorite windshield message, I have to say. It’s not only humorous, but it’s a pretty astute way to leave a message. This person even had a condom on him, which perfectly fit the statement. It appeared as though whoever delivered it did so particularly for that event.

Wear Protection

Jigsaw

If you were a traffic officer, imagine seeing something similar on a vehicle you were going to ticket. I’m not sure about you, but if it were me, I wouldn’t think twice about writing this car’s driver a ticket. What a clever technique to annoy a traffic officer.

Jigsaw

Hey Mickey!

I sincerely hope the kids are away. Similar to the ones previously mentioned, this person has its own version of a notecard to be left for people who park their automobiles improperly. But this one is different from others that are listed first. Simply watch it.

Hey Mickey!

Look! Squirrels!

In your car, see yet another humorous windshield notice. At this note, we all burst out in laughter. It’s quite nice of the author to leave this kind of note behind. We were both in fits of laughter. That made our day.

Look Squirrels

No Offense But Your Van Is Creepy

The other folks on our list who left rude and unpleasant messages were the exact opposite of this gentleman. In a message left on the van’s window, this person politely asked the owner to park the van somewhere else because it scares him. At least the driver was asked politely.

No Offense But You Van Is Creepy

Please?

If you were the ticket warden, would you allow this car to pass just this once? Do you accept the driver’s beggarly plea? Do you think it was effective? No, in our view. But at least the motorist persisted in trying. Before you can determine whether anything will work, you occasionally have to give it a try.

Please

Congratulations?

Does anyone else find this unsettling? A note with a balloon theme inside the car? How precisely did those balloons get inside the car? Unsavory, yes? This person was so annoying that they went to such measures to annoy the driver of the car.

Congratulations

You Are A Parking Pig

That certainly hit the mark. If someone calls you a pig or makes a comparison to one, it just doesn’t sound kind. But at the very least, be careful when you park your car. Pay attention to other drivers as well. Unless you’re a pig who doesn’t give a damn, of course.

You Are A Pig

Facebook Button Approved

The one Facebook button that folks with poor parking habits deserve. Simple but very clear. The messages were short and to the point. Let’s not overlook, though, the work done by the person who altered and printed the cards for affixing to illegally parked cars.

Facebook Button Approved

First Day Of School

The first day of school can be exciting for some kids while being the end of the world for others. Apart from that, kids’ biggest struggle during the school day is finding a parking spot. Now, I wouldn’t be surprised if this motorist got a bad message. Look at the way the car was parked. The driver was prepared for it. Such a selfish and cruel person.

First Day Of School

Thank You For Your Cooperation

See how the owner of this car used the windshield to display a letter begging with potential thieves not to steal any of its belongings. Maybe the next time, rather than just parking your car outside your house with broken windows, why not have it fixed first? Simply put, you prevented someone from stealing your belongings from inside the car. They were motivated to try to steal your car by you.

Thank You For Your Cooperation

Mr. T Rex Who?

Mr. T-Rex, where did this come from? You should know that whoever wrote the long statement on the windshield of your automobile is so angry and upset with you that they had to write it. Simply fix your alarm system to avert this situation.

Mr. T Rex Who?

As Soon As Possible!

Even though this note wasn’t as long as some others on our list, it nevertheless made its point. Some people may think that parking is straightforward, but if everyone understood how to do it properly, no one would have left a letter like this. It is only fair to advise this driver to employ instructors to show them how to park.

As Soon As Possible

Pad A Nice Day

What a creative method to leave a note for someone. Who would have thought to write notes on menstrual pads? Even if we were to joke, we have no idea what else will become clear to you if this message is still unclear.

Pad A Nice Day

From All of Us

Imagine being hated by everyone on your block due to your careless parking techniques. Dude, you need to provide an accurate response. Additionally, simply because your car is prettier and more expensive than everyone else’s on your street, you are already entitled to two spaces. Please take precautions.

From All Of Us

Cute Bunny

Use the printed note cards once again. The driver’s bad parking technique is unacceptable, even to this cute rabbit. I’m still shocked by how many people are doing this, though. Editing these cards carefully is essential, as is coming up with a clever message. Not to mention how much money it costs to print them.

Cute Bunny

Pull Out

What could possibly be more offensive to you than this? How bad of a parking job did this driver do that someone would wish your father had left you? I ponder how bad it could possibly be.

Pull Out