Is there anything worse than terrible drivers on the road? Actually, there is. The terrible-mind-numbingly horrific parking jobs. Yes, drivers whose parking skills are non-existent are THE worst. But forget about keying a person’s car in retaliation. Leave behind a note that is angry and well-crafted instead. Trust us. That is the ultimate revenge. We have rounded up some of the most INTERESTING windshield notes. A few of them made us laugh, a few made us die with laughter, and a few, well, made us feel absolutely terrified. Check them out for yourself. You will see what we are talking about.
Caps Lock Creates More of an Emphasis
You know you have pissed off a person if he or she leaves you a note that is written in capital letters. However, in this situation, not only did the ‘worst’ vehicle parker anger someone, the person has also presented the car parker with a cool chance to slide across the hood of a car, you know, like in films. Some would refer to that as equal balance.
Caps Lock Creates More of an Emphasis
Dear Driver
This note starts off quite nice, right? The whole “Dear Driver” thing, how formal. The person even included a “we appreciate it” and a “thank you,” plus it’s signed off with a pair of hearts. However, in this case, reading between the lines isn’t really necessary. Clearly, this note is nothing but kind.
Dear Driver
For Heaven’s Sake!
The fact that this person decided to use his time to craft this note and then walk back out in order to leave it on the windshield of this miserable person just goes to show that those who mis-park are the worst. I repeat. The worst.
For Heavens Sake
Grumpy Cat Makes An Appearance
How did this person find the time to create a picture of Grumpy Cat? Also, how was the person able to come up with an idea like that on the spot? I don’t even remember the trash I had for lunch.
Grumpy Cat Makes An Appearance
Just For You
We can practically feel the glee that this person had when he or she finally got the chance to use that chalk for a purpose – specific and useful. Okay, maybe the word glee isn’t right here.
Just For You
Monster Truck Ready
Sure this rather pissed off guy signed off the note with “sincerely,” but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t being sincere. Yes, we believe he meant every single word.
Monster Truck Ready
Helen Keller Deserves Better
This “note” is just on a whole different level of wrong. It’s not that funny either. Well okay…maybe it’s a bit funny. Let’s cross our fingers and hope that that cheap car insurance of theirs covers this, because if it were me, I would make sure the paint is impossible to get rid of.
Helen Keller Deserves Better
Meme Me
This meme is just perfect. It literally says everything. Well, you could hope this person has a really great car insurance just in case the idea of doing something more drastic than leaving a savage note behind becomes more appealing. However, we don’t really recommend you do that.
Meme Me
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
THIS has got to be one unhappy person. No, we aren’t talking about the person whose windshield is covered in peanut butter. No, think of the person who was so angry that he or she resorted to using peanut butter that way. Yikes.
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
Well Then
Want a perfect remake of a Carly Jepsen song? THIS is how you do it. This person nailed it! And the ending! Burn.
Well Then
Seasons Greetings
Seasons greetings indeed! We won’t even try to go into details here. The note basically takes care of everything.
Seasons Greetings
Seems Simple
To the point and direct. What more could a person ask for? Oh yeah, for you to do better when parking!
Seems Simple
101
This assumption seems to be well thought of. It is also a solid point to make. And really, did you skip a class or not go to school at all? This is basically a no-brainer.
101
So Much Hate
Well, isn’t that a bit too much f*** to put on a windshield note? But then again, who are we to judge? Clearly, this person was experiencing so much hatred.
So Much Hate
Some Things Just Hurt To Read
Let’s be real here. This plea is the kind that basically every single person that has received a ticket (or multiple tickets) feels deep within his or her soul. We beg you Mr. Ticket Man. Would you please spare this pitiful soul!
Some Things Just Hurt To Read
Don’t Make People Doubt Their Grammar
This is English grammar treason! Forget about searching for a car insurance quote. Clearly, there is a need for you to make your way to driver’s ed again. What? You actually thought we would be on the side of the other person here?
Don’t Make People Doubt Their Grammar
Stevie
Well, it is to the point. You think it’s too far? Yeah, with that we can concur.
Stevie
Stop Being A Jerk
Yup, this guy is going to get served, and he deserves it! Cheap car insurance is now out of the picture for this guy. He really should be worrying more about towing costs.
Stop Being A Jerk
Take The Bus
Obviously, this person has had so many encounters with bad parking jobs, he or she had a boat load of cards printed for those situations that are particularly pesky. However, does that mean we should also carry around cards like those? Hmm.
Take The Bus
Taken 4
Well, there is one kind of people you ought to be ‘terrified’ of. Those who are patient enough to type up the notes they leave and go back just to place them on your windshield, especially if they quote Liam Neeson.
Taken 4
That’d Be Great
You have seen the memes. Now, it has reached windshield parking chronicles. This is GENIUS! Don’t you think so?
That’d Be Great
Windshield Blues
It may not be on the windshield, but this person surely made his or her point. How rude!
Windshield Blues
The General Public
YAS. That’s really it. No more, no less. Point taken. We don’t have to spell it out for you, do we?
The General Public
The Meteorologist
This note seems like the kind that took months to create. It’s dark. It’s ominous. But it’s also rather funny, in a way that is disastrous.
The Meteorologist
Think Of The Ice Cream!
We won’t even try to make comments here. We will just say that this windshield note is the kind that makes us laugh really hard, with tears and snot everywhere. This note is also the kind that makes us think of getting this gal or guy ice cream that is a lifetime’s worth – of course, ice cream which isn’t all melted.
Think Of The Ice Cream!
Two Kinds Of People
Ahh, New York. There are just really two types of people that you breed. One is someone who beats around the bush and the other…you already know.
Two Kinds Of People
Uhh….
Ahem, this note on the windshield is rude, but it is also direct. Personally, I wouldn’t want this to be lying around my vehicle at all.
Uhh…
Vaseline Threat
Well, what can we say? This threat terrifies us, and yet, it sounds completely fair. That’s all.
Vaseline Threat
Yup.
The bottom line is it doesn’t really matter what you use to write a note on. Whether it is on paper or something else, all is fair when a person has parked in a not so nice manner.
Yup.
Yikes
What’s better than leaving one note behind? Leaving behind a ton of notes, of course. We’re pretty sure all the notes create a single message. If this isn’t effective, we don’t know what is.
Yikes
Almost A Rhyme
Oh look, a Carly Rae Jepsen song with a modern take…although this one does not rhyme at all. maybe next time, skip the rather cheap car insurance. Go straight for stuff that is good. It might be something else other than a note!
Almost A Rhyme.
Very British
Well, if you are going to park, you should try doing it with manners, right?
Very British
X Ray Machine
Ouch. This note has got to hurt. And that’s pretty much all you can say about it.
X Ray Machine
You Got Lucky
The stars might have aligned for this one. They reaaaaalllly got lucky this moment because who wants to get his or her car towed? That’s right. No one.
You Got Lucky
Bob Wins
Bob wins this since he decided to cross the line just so he could leave behind a windshield note with a savage message. The point is, Bob is NOT the person you want to mess with.
Bob Wins
The Dent of Justice
Our hearts almost went out to this guy…almost. And besides, our heads are filled with thoughts of visiting the beach right now.
The Dent Of Justice
The Bottom Below Rock Bottom
Thanks for checking – really sweet of you to do that. Oh wait. I think I’ve made a mistake.
The Bottom Below Rock Bottom
Word Doc
This person must have very good anger management skills. He or she managed to push down his or her rage to type up a document. And it isn’t just a note. It also has a diagram that can help the other guy or gal to stop parking so badly.
Word Doc
Turtle, Turtle
Burn. If you are compared to a child who is three years old because of your inability to effectively park, that’s quite bad, right? Well, there is something worse. Being given a turtle print out to assist you in learning how to stay in between the lines.
Turtle, Turtle
Good One
A printed out card for every person who mis-parks? You would think that there wouldn’t be a need for it, but there actually is. And this card has certainly done its job.
Good One
Have A Great Day
Well, it’s actually kind of nice, isn’t it? Nah, you’re right. This is a little over the top.
Have A Great Day
Hero
Now everyone needs THIS! This is just quick fire thinking. How witty…and really on the ball too.
Hero
Hiya
It might not be the handiest of business cards, but it is one nifty bookmark. Anyway, bringing some of these with you is actually quite genius.
Hiya
Huh?
This diagram isn’t the easiest to fully digest, but it’s close enough. Still, there is cause for celebration as the diagram is clear and well, to the point.
Huh?
HAHHAHAHAHAaaa
Such a note can easily offend anyone. But then again, the note is also hilarious.
I Can’t…HAHAHAH
It’s Not So Bad, Oh Wait.
The first couple of paragraphs start off rather reasonably but then, things go really wrong. By wrong, we basically mean, savage. Nobody wants to be awarded the worst neighbor…nobody.
Its Not So Bad Oh Wait.
I See.
Thanks? This is the kind of note that hits you where it hurts. And some more.
I See.
Instructions
If we have to pick a favorite among notes left behind, then we choose those that include diagrams. Especially ones similar to this one. Try and see whether you can finish reading the entire thing without snickering at least once.
Instructions
Just Don’t
Want to get your point across effectively? Then this is how you leave a message behind. All the other necessary components are present.
Just Dont
Let’s Play A Game
If you play games with a traffic warden, it could either go very well or really badly. It all depends on the warden’s mood, wouldn’t you say?
Let’s Play A Game
Mickey Joins The Party
We have Mickey. We have the can opener quip. We have the take the bus line. What do they all amount to? Just priceless perfection.
Mickey Joins The Party
Nature VS Nurture
This “head’s up” note really had us cracking up. It’s a good thing the person who wrote it had the idea to leave it behind. Most. Hilarious. Thing. Ever.
Nature VS Nurture
No Offense But…
No one really likes getting this kind of note. For good reason, of course. White vans are way too creepy.
No Offense But…
No Ticket Please
Did this plea actually work? We don’t think so. But still, good try! It’s always better to ask. Don’t you agree? You never know until you try.
No Ticket Please
Parking Award
Well, this is insanely creepy. A note with balloons inside the car? Now, where have we seen that before?
Parking Award
Parking Pig
Ouch. When a note calls you a pig, it just doesn’t sit well, does it? But come on, being a bit considerate of others is to be expected! Unless you are a pig, of course.
Parking Pig
Facebook Button Approved
The Facebook button that everyone has been waiting for…oh you know, for those horrible people whose parking skills seem to be non-existent.
Facebook Button Approved
First Day Of School
For some people, school’s first day was super exciting, but for others, it was armageddon. However, we all can agree that each school day (not only the first day) meant one thing – there would be a race to find any, like literally any, parking spot. Therefore, imagine the utter rage (that is silent, of course) one experiences when he or she sees THIS. Do we really need to say anything more?
First Day Of School
Please Don’t Rob Me
If there was an ultimate appeal, this right here would be it. Maybe next time you can skip the car insurance. It is cheap anyway.
Please Don’t Rob Me
Sir T Rex
This isn’t rocket science. When you see a note like this, you should know that it is the result of so much rage that filled a person, he or she felt the need to resort to writing such a note. Just get that alarm system of yours fixed!
Sir T Rex
Please.
Seems easy enough. Then again, people would not leave behind notes like this if everyone parked the way they should. That sounds fair.
Please
Quite Handy
If this person’s message isn’t clear enough for you, then there isn’t really anything else we can add. We suggest you go to driver’s ed again and search for a car insurance quote that is really good before you ever try to park again.
Quite Handy
12th Street
There’s you on the street – and then there is everyone else. A point proven though!
12th Street
Aww Little Bunny
This person is absolutely right. Even bunnies cannot help smooth over the horrible parking job. Well, perhaps next time. Perhaps.
Aww Little Bunny1
BURN
It’s a skill – hitting them where it hurts, and some people are just so good at it.
BURN
Clever Jack
Even if what Jack did was a hit-and-run, at least he was honest about it. Actually, scrap that. Maybe honesty isn’t the best policy in this situation.
Clever Jack
Did It Work?
If this plea for mercy by a student actually worked, then it is an achievement greater than the entire Ocean’s Eleven heist combined.
Did It Work?
Feel Bad
As what it says in the note, you ought to feel quite bad about your non-existent horrendous parking skills. Oh wait, they’re not horrendous if they don’t exist. My bad.
Feel Bad
Send Me Their Number
Well, this, right here, is top notch sarcasm and hits a smudge below the belt. Ouch.
Send Me Their Number
Short And To The Point
Just give me a second to channel my inner Chandler Bing. Could this message BE any funnier?
Short And To The Point
Spot The Dog
Well, take up a couple of spots if you want to be greedy, but don’t even try denying that this is the exact kind of thing that you deserve.
Spot The Dog1
We Salute You
Could someone please explain how it is possible to use four parking spots? Two is understandable. Three is taking it a bit too far. But FOUR? That just takes things to a whole other level of bad.
We Salute You
We’ve All Been There
When nature calls, you answer. But if you are in a bind, then you have got to be creative. At least, they stopped to leave a message instead of just running for those hills.
We’ve All Been There
Reverse Psychology Maybe
Tony, you have mediocre psychology skills, and that is being generous. Unfortunately, your ability to back out of a spot seems to mirror your psychology skills.
Reverse Psychology Maybe
Real Smooth Buddy
It is surely quite an achievement to consistently take up two spot, especially if your record is already 30 days long. In case you didn’t know, that is one whole month.
Real Smooth Buddy
Nice Work, Corrine
Nicely put, Corrine. This guy definitely needed to be know his place. It doesn’t matter that he is in law enforcement.
Nice Work, Corrine
Paddlin
Now, that is a good one. Let’s just hope that the guilty party knew what you meant.
Paddlin
Spiderman Gets Involved
If Spiderman needs to step in and settle such silly affairs, then you know that you have definitely crossed a line you shouldn’t have crossed.
Spiderman Gets Involved
Look, You’re An Honorary Member
No one is above the wrath of a person that had a parking spot jested out from him or her – even Beetle owners. Poor Beetle owner. He or she now knows that everybody on the block hates him or her. That must hurt. A lot.
Honorary Member
Potato, Patato
We don’t know about you but the prospect of having produce thrown all over our cars is quite scary. Not to mention the message carved in the potatoes. Trust us. You don’t want to mess with this person, so you better upgrade your parking skills and never mis-park again. Like ever.
Potato, Patato
Rich Dude
Could someone please explain to us just what was running through this ‘rich’ dude’s head? Now, what will the poor grandmother do? Shameless!
Rich Dude
OUCH
This person must have been so proud crafting this note that he or she had several copies printed. Oh you know, just in case. Well, that’s forward thinking.
OUCH
LOLZ For Dayz
I’m calling it. This person is a genius! The shade that is being thrown into this guy or gal’s face… Just brilliant! Slow clap everyone.
LOLZ For Dayz
Oh Snap
Well, fingers crossed you never receive a note like this, and the box that is ticked off is the very last one. It would be really tough to digest that. Then again, you’d be referred to as the King or Queen of the entire gang of worst car parkers ever.
Oh Snap